Like Donald Trump, I have wantonly, wickedly wasted time with Stormy Daniels.
My first â€œencounterâ€ with her came a year before the blurred, amateurishâ€”and now, thanks to the internet, ubiquitousâ€”snapshot was taken of Ms. Daniels and Mr. Trump. They allegedly enjoyed each otherâ€™s company at a 2006 celebrity golf event in Lake Tahoe.
Director Judd Apatowâ€™s raunchy and poignant The 40 Year-Old Virgin was released in 2005. Ms. Daniels appeared briefly (in more ways than one) as a fantasy for actor Steve Carrollâ€™s befuddled, naÃ¯ve Andy Stitzer.
Naked Stormy was.
I saw her first, Donald!
Well, probably not.
For Lent 2018, apparently no one was abstaining from sex. On the day before Ash Wednesday (aka, Valentineâ€™s Day), one of Mr. Trumpâ€™s lawyers admitted to paying $130,000 for Stephanie Cliffordâ€™s (aka Stormy Daniels) silence. Though accusations about consensual intercourse, deceit, and 2016 campaign violations happened prior to that admission, the she-said/he-said sparring accelerated through Lentâ€™s 40 days. Continue reading →