Matthew 23:1-12 – The 20th Sunday of Ordinary Time â€“ for October 30, 2011
â€œâ€¦therefore do whatever they teach you and follow itâ€¦â€ (Matthew 23:3)
The words above were part of a â€œtestâ€ I once took. The phrase appeared for mere seconds on a screen and then vanished. I was expected to copy the sentence.
Easy. Paris in the spring. Any fool can be . . . wrong.
We add words. We ignore words. No surprise, though. How can we expect logic through words when most declare, â€œThe sun is rising.â€ Isnâ€™t it really the earth spinning?
We blissfully use outdated language because, well, we always have.
Thus, we stand on a beach in Hawaii, while the planet beneath our naked feet spins furiously through space, and announce, â€œThe sunsetâ€™s gorgeous!â€
Thus, we punch numbers on a phoneâ€™s keypad and announce, â€œIâ€™m dialing the number right now.â€ When was the last time you used a phone with a rotary dial to order pizza?
Words are slippery. Logic is fluid. How we view the world is hugely influenced by personal bias and selective blindness.
Earlier this week I read Matthew 23:2-3 this way: â€œThe scribes and the Pharisees sit on Mosesâ€™ seat; therefore do whatever they teach you and follow it; but do not do as they do, for they do not practice what they preach.â€ STOP. READ THE VERSE AGAIN. Sounds correct, right?
In the NRSV, the final words of Matthew 23:3 are really â€œâ€¦they do not practice what they teach.â€
The sentence in my Bible, in black & white, on the printed page, read teach and yet my biased, blind and bruised brain saw preach.
I used bruised â€˜cuz I thought youâ€™d be impressed with the alliteration. But I also used bruised because itâ€™s how I sometimes feel. As a United Methodist Pharisee (excuse me, clergyperson), Iâ€™ve preached thousands of sermons. So when I hear Donâ€™t preach to me or Practice what you preach, I take it personally. Those phrases do feel like bruises. Whether theyâ€™re said as overt insults or casual comments, a little part of my soul turns black and blue from the hurt.
Am I overly sensitive about the cultural perceptions regarding sermons? Sure. Are my feelings illogical? Absolutely. Do I see or hear certain words even when theyâ€™re not there . . . duh!
But thereâ€™s also this: the truth hurts.
Iâ€™ve spent most of my adult life preaching, teaching and writing. As a way of exposing my hypocrisy or challenging me to be very careful with how I share my faith (or both) Jesus could have said, â€œâ€¦they do not practice what they _______.â€ Preach, teach and write could be interchangeably scrawled onto the blank line. I proclaim one thing, I do another. I instruct one thing, I do another. I publish one thing, I do another.
We all do. Between sunrise and sunset, weâ€™re all Pharisees. The earth spins and we spin our words to protect â€œmeâ€ or blame another.
Sometimes, itâ€™s best to say nothing. Indeed, one of the best sermons I ever gave occurred when no words were preached, taught or typed.
In 1999 I was one of over 100 clergy who participated in a holy union. As a way to affirm the love of two women and call attention to the United Methodist churchâ€™s stance against gays, we publicly co-officiated at a ceremony in Sacramento, California. Itâ€™s the only thing Iâ€™ve ever done that prompted national media coverage. Since our actions broke church law, we were charged with misconduct.
In order to determine whether or not scores of ministers would be punished, a hearing took place. Other clergy would judge us, deciding if there was sufficient evidence for a formal church trial. The accused had three minutes to make a statement, to “preach” to the judges to explain our actions. When my turn came, after hours of testimony, and with hours to go from other clergy following me, I saidâ€¦
I recall facing my clergy judges. I suspected most wouldnâ€™t vote to condemn a colleague. But I knew people beyond the room were listening, applauding or condemning our actions. I also guessed, after hours of listening, the judges might be bored. Indeed, as my time began, they shuffled papers, glanced at watches or whispered to the person next to them.
By saying nothing, I got their attention. The silence nudged the judges to look at me, to stop whispering or shuffling. In my final seconds, I briefly explained the churchâ€”and we modern scribes and Phariseesâ€”hurt people with our silence and by forcing a group of people to live silent lives.
Was I practicing what I taught, what I preached? I donâ€™t know. All I know for sure is that Iâ€™ve done some of my best proclamation of the Good News by saying nothing.
I love words. Use â€˜em all the time! But I also know they trick us, can be tripped over and are wielded to entrap others. Whether itâ€™s Paris in the the spring or watching the earth spin, sometimes Iâ€™ll keep my mouth shut.